Ten Ways to Make Yourself....

Perfectly Miserable

1.      Only obey your parents when you feel like it.

2.      Shirk your responsibilities whenever you can.

3.      Disrespect adults, teachers and family.

4.      'Tell people off' when they make you angry.

5.      Avoid helping others--remember, you're #1--they can help themselves.

6.      Only think and talk about yourself.

7.      If you have to talk about someone else, do it behind their back.

8.      Cheat on your work at school.

9.      Lie about yourself to impress your friends.

10.  Remember, it's hard to be humble, so don't bother trying.